Hot Guy...Disgusting House

You meet a nice guy...well, he seems nice over email and text. Remember, we are in a virtual world right now. You even drive an hour to meet him. He has nice pictures. He's 50 and looks a little rock and roll with some gorgeous black hair, green eyes and tall. Did I mention the tattoos? Delicious.

You go into his house and disappointment abounds. It was like walking into a slum. He has cats and has never been married and you realize that those two facts matter. Let's not even try to describe the bathroom. I don't even want to remember I was in that room of this house.

Now, I get clutter; I get messy. What I don't get is unsanitary. Oh Lord. It was horrendous.

So, here is my list of how to determine if a man is messy or tidy before you meet him in person.

Let's start out on an even playing field. Let's start with 25 on a scale of 1 - 50 with 1 being pretty mess and 50 being pretty tidy.

If he has one cat, subtract 5 points.

He has a lot of cats...more than this.

If he has more than one cat, subtract 15 points.
If he has never been married, subtract 15 points.
If he is artistic, musical or brooding, subtract 10 points.
If he doesn't have kids, subtract 5 points.
If he's a night owl, subtract 3 points.

If he runs marathons, add 5 points.
If he is in the military, add 15 points.
If he has kids, add 5 points.
If he gets up early, add 3 points.
If he likes to cook, add 5 points.

So, you can see that some determination can be made before entering the home as to if this is a "safe" zone or not.

Messy or not: that delicious 50 year old man was the best thing that I've ever had before.